But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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