You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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