It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
this boner is exhausting
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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