I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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