super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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