was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
