I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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