Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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