I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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