She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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