Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
