dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
