On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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