What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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