I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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