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she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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