if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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