Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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