Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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