Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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