I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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