I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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