i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
the liver wants what the liver wants
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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