found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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