don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
