i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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