I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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