Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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