She's JV to your varsity
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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