It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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