I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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