yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
