I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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