I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
