Umm I'm too high to move.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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