i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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