What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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