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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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