Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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