Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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