I just made out with a guy for $7.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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