He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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