I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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