new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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