I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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