What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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