return my video game
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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