She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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