I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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