I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think I won the penis lottery.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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