In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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